Yahoo Personals is complete and utter shit, and let me explain why. I got bored one day and accidentally stumbled into it while I was checking my e-mail and I decided that, what the hell, I’ll take a look at it. I found a few profiles that matched my tastes, and couldn’t message any of them, so I went, maybe I’ll sign up just to message them, it would be pretty cool.

There is where the problem comes in. You can only message them with pre-made messages unless you want to spend $20 on a freaking internet hook-up service, of course, you can’t put any kind of contact info in your profile either, to make damn well sure you have to pay 20$ to make a booty call to the big fat guy that’s pretending to be that cute blonde girl. I knew there was a catch somewhere, and it’s that Yahoo has always and will always suck big donkey balls.

Yahoo Bullcrap

This is what Yahoo actually believes.

Of course, a quick Google, Facebook, or MySpace search will reveal most of their profiles if you’re clever.

Then I decided I’d take a look at OtakuBooty (lord, a bad idea just waiting to happen) and looked for about five minutes and then unlooked. OtakuBooty is to the dating world what 4chan is to the Internet.

OB Sucks Too

“Alright guys, you caught me.”

Since I have no money, I haven’t looked at any of the other crap, but I stand by my belief that Internet dating and dating websites are a giant bucket of ass. It’s just a bunch of people looking to make a quick buck off of the misery and loneliness of others. Be glad I forewarned you, oh Bladen faithful.

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