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Eye for an Eye
12:00 AM - Tuesday, April 1, 2008 - by Tim
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A few months ago, many of you remember a rambling drunk
stumbling onto the forums and filling it with garbage,
most of which was calling me dick and just making shit
up like all shitty wannabes do when they want to leech
some of my traffic. I pretty much ignored it and deleted
the garbage without much thought, but it didn't end
there. Now, I've had to take some retaliatory measures
to deal with your bullshit.
I'm addressing the people who didn't come to this
website via the normal means. I'm talking to you asspirates
that run bladenforce.com. I know it was you
who signed me up for thousands of e-mails of horse porn
and spammed the forums a few months ago with thousands
of pictures of shock images, like the dreaded Demon Lord
Goatse. I know you DDoSed the website last November.
I've got the logs to show one of the IPs originated from
your website. You forgot
one important thing you morons: YOU DIDN'T
RE-REGISTER YOUR DOMAIN NAME.
Thus, in a feat of sheer brilliance, I now own
bladenforce.com and I may eventually give it back to
you, but under a few conditions:
1.) You must publicly acknowledge Tim Buckley as your
Lord and Savior
2.) Rename the comic to Buckley Force, featuring me as
the main character.
3.) Buy several t-shirts, books and subscriptions to the
Animated Series.
4.) Allow me full permissions to use your characters at
any point in the future however I see fit. (I'm thinking
of doing a spin-off in the future called "DUMBFUCK
BRIGADE")
5.) Your first born child.
6.) You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest
with a herring.
Maybe then I'll give you your domain back. Let this
be a lesson to you cockshiners that if you mess with the
big boys, you'd better be prepared.
And you had best kept track of when your domain name
expires.
Idiots.
Anyway, on to more important news, the
first episode of Season 2 of the Ctrl+Alt+Del Animated Series
launched yesterday, the first of twelve. If you go ahead
and subscribe
now, you'll get a massive discount on the DVD to be
released at the end of the season, or you can buy
individual episodes for a few bucks. The first episode's
going for $0.99, so instead of buying Rick Astley tunes from iTunes, put that money into something you
actually care about.
Don't forget that on
Wednesday at 11am PST, the reprint of Volume One and
issue 2 of the comic book will go on sale. We'll have
both limited edition hardcover and softcover editions.
What we're going to do with the Limited Edition hardcovers is break them up into two lots. Half will go on sale at 11am PST and the other half will go on sale later in the evening, around 6pm PST. This is just in case they sell really fast, and some people are in work/school etc. It may not be necessary, this is a reprint of a book, not a new volume, so the hardcovers may not sell out in minutes as they have in the past. But just in case, we want to give people a fair shot to grab one.
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