Bladen Force

Yahoo Personals is complete and utter shit, and let me explain why. I got bored one day and accidentally stumbled into it while I was checking my e-mail and I decided that, what the hell, I’ll take a look at it. I found a few profiles that matched my tastes, and couldn’t message any of them, so I went, maybe I’ll sign up just to message them, it would be pretty cool.

There is where the problem comes in. You can only message them with pre-made messages unless you want to spend $20 on a freaking internet hook-up service, of course, you can’t put any kind of contact info in your profile either, to make damn well sure you have to pay 20$ to make a booty call to the big fat guy that’s pretending to be that cute blonde girl. I knew there was a catch somewhere, and it’s that Yahoo has always and will always suck big donkey balls.

This is what Yahoo actually believes.

Of course, a quick Google, Facebook, or MySpace search will reveal most of their profiles if you’re clever.

Then I decided I’d take a look at OtakuBooty (lord, a bad idea just waiting to happen) and looked for about five minutes and then unlooked. OtakuBooty is to the dating world what 4chan is to the Internet.

“Alright guys, you caught me.”

Since I have no money, I haven’t looked at any of the other crap, but I stand by my belief that Internet dating and dating websites are a giant bucket of ass. It’s just a bunch of people looking to make a quick buck off of the misery and loneliness of others. Be glad I forewarned you, oh Bladen faithful.

My first post on this here new site, to boldly go where…well those other guys went before already.

Anywho, This Coyote, teh Coy-rizzle, here. Keeping it down and making sure the loads are up and whatnot. Jazon and I should be doing the first of the shiny new Bladencasts soon, and the ones after that will hopefully feature our other alumni as well, once broken microphones are replaced and whatnot.

Anyways, just wanted to see if I got the hang of this new system. It’s a bold new day for BladenForce! (*in before slowpoke.jpg)

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Indeedy it is!

I drew this on Kilayi’s Facebook :<

I have been investigating the details behind Benoit and the cryptic Wikipedia post and I think I have made a startling discovery. Here is a link to the post in question.

If you notice something interesting, it’s that it happened at June 25, 04:01, Wikipedia time, which is at least 4 hours ahead of our own time, which means that 04:01 would be 12:01, and the bodies were found on the same day at 2:30pm, EDT. We read reports that mentioned the person in question was traced to 3 miles from WWE headquarters in Cramform, Connecticut. From there, Sean and I perused the Internet for more leads. What we found was a forum that was guessing the true identity of this IP Address, and from what we have observed, it is none other than Triple H, or someone associated with him, who was close with Benoit and would have received a text message from him about what transpired. Triple H is billed as being from “Greenwich, CT”, although it says he lives in New York, but here is a map of Stamford, Connecticut versus Greenwich.

We have also determined that there is a larger Wikipedia to censor and silence certain posters, as also talked about by parkerpeters. During a conversation with a Wikipedia poster, an admin removed one of his posts which was a discussion the events that transpired relating to the Benoit murder, and they were promptly also deleted from the archives, proving that Wikipedia knows more about the user than they are letting be known.