Well, it is after Christmas, and here is a little synopsis of what has happened since we last spoke.
Many of you might have thought, “Hmm, Jazon might get the internets back for his Christmas.” Those of you who thought that have clearly never met my father. I gave him 340$ to hook it up from the money I received from a settlement, in which we sued a construction company because the driver of one of their large vehicles smashed into our tiny little red Pontiac Grand-AM and turned it into powder. (Granted, our lawyer sucked and I could’ve gotten more,) We now have 20k profit from the sale of our house, and he has not gotten the Internet yet. I’m hoping he hooks it up this week, as I will be gone next week. My next stop will be East Carolina University, where I will be forced into this supposed “real world”. As for Christmas, I received a brand new Toshiba Satellite Notebook, a mouse to go with it, brand new headphones,and a new bookbag. Of course, this is only the beginning, as I will be getting all new clothes, shoes, etc. in order to survive in college. It turns out that Coyote went and bought me a lovely, lovely, WACOM tablet, so Bladen Force will be 100x easier to draw. Ah, here is a picture of said laptop in case you were wondering:
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And here is Kenoli getting gas. His car ran out of gas when he came over so we had to go get some and come back, put it in his car, then fill up his tank in Bunn.
Here’s hoping that I shall triumphantly return soon! PS: Firefox 2 pwns. I just got it because I haven’t been online in a while and I love it!


