Bladen Force

Ooh, I can top that!

…You go with it. So, I have come up with an idea for the Bladen Force t-shirt store. Hey Coy, what do you think of this t-shirt?

Soooo, my problems continue! You see, I have money that I got in an accident like, a few years ago, but I couldn’t go collect it because I wasn’t 18. So, my parents get the call from our (incompetent boob of a..) lawyer, asking when I’m gonna go collect it. See, this guy is a total idiot. He barely worked on the case at all, but at least we got what we did. Anyway, the guy was supposed to give my share of my money to the court for them to hold onto until I go collect it at 18, but instead, he held onto it. So now, he’s going to get audited like hell because he held onto the check for 5 years, so I think he’s a bit reluctant. ANYWAY, a sliver of that money was going to be used to getting us back on the Internet, and the majority goes to my college, but I can’t use it until I get it. Also, we told some Bellsouth Rep. about our Bellsouth box out front, and that everyone on the particular section of the street we live on has Bellsouth but he said, and I /quote/: “Just because you have a Bellsouth box, doesn’t mean you have Bellsouth service.” I swear, it’s like talking with a retarded kid that was given a high-dosage of caffeine and told that he was a raccoon. So, that seems to be the only thing holding me back from getting the web back up and going. Once I get it back, there’s gonna be a reckoning. In the meantime, enjoy the BladenCast.

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Jazon “The B-Man” Bladen
(I realize the signature was pointless, but you know, I’m a pretentious jerkass.)